BAD PI JOKE WEDNESDAY

3.14% of sailors are Pi rates.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's table was Sir Cumference .  He ate too much pi.

In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00 because things shrink in the cold.  This mathematical variant is called Eskimo pi.

Never talk to pi...he'll go on forever.

Saw the movie American Pi.  I give it a 3.14.

They are rebooting a television show about a private investigator who uses math to solve his cases...Magnum Pi.

And, for the heck of it, a math joke:

What happens when you put root beer into a square glass?  It becomes beer.


Happy Pi Day!