Gift Guide: Your Dad who "Doesn't Want Anything"

Help Dad archive his vinyl records with a Crosley USB Turntable, $100+ at Amazon.

Beer of the Month club.

A very classy umbrella, $85 at Pare Umbrella.

A ham. No joke., $32 from Edwards Ham.

Booker's Bourbon, a small-batch, straight-from-the-barrel bourbon, $64 a bottle.

"Manhood for Amateurs" by Michael Chabon, $14 at Amazon.
RFK Stadium Cuff links, also come from Wrigley and Yankee stadiums, $150 at Eco Artware.

Gingham shirt, $55 at J.Crew.

Camp socks, $16.50 at J.Crew.